About

Robert the Impossible is an uneducated, American, internet pervert with a strong compulsion to tell you how to live your life and how you should make decisions.

He lives in Kansas City, reads a lot of Vonnegut, plays video games and is slowly turning into Tom Waits.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The CHOAM company

 

Honda:

Is not an automobile

Rainbows and puppies:

Once ate an entire gorilla

Xian:

isn’t