Archive for May, 2009
Time is an arms race.
Adulthood landed in my lap about 10 years ago with a sickening thump. I was 900 miles from home, broke, unemployed, and scared. It was this process, and the “jumping in feet first” methodology that turned me into the person I am today, however I’ve discovered that over the course of evolution my […]
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On why internet dating sucks as much as real dating
My experiment with online dating has been somewhat of a failure. I’ve met two people from the internet in person. Neither of these has been completely disastrous, but it’s not as if they’ve been the most awesome things ever either.
For the most part, my online dating experience has been much like every bar I’ve ever […]
Colonels of knowledge.
Returning to the waiting arms of a familiar old hobby is a confusing experience. Though it’s comfortable, one has to keep in mind that you’ve quit this hobby before, and you presumably had a reason to do so. To decide if your decision to return to a familiar hobby is healthy, requires a […]
Read More..>>Staggering toward 30.
In a few weeks I’ll reach my 29th birthday, and with it a milestone. Soon, I’ll be on the list of folks that can’t be trusted by teenagers, and I’ll finally be able to call myself a true life failure as an uneducated 30 year old cubical jockey. The good news however, is […]
Read More..>>Back to business… or something.
If my two weeks snorting cocaine off of underage prostitutes in Barbados has taught me anything, it’s that the less I write, the more my head throbs. So with my massochistic streak coming to an end, I’m left with little recourse but to crack open my flip top head, and lay a little wisdom […]
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