Archive for March, 2009

How would you like me to lie to you?

Robert the Impossible. -

Yesterday at work, amidst the terror, and oppression of the office I was pleased to find a twittered URL for www.omegle.com. Someone had finally found the inspiration to give the unscrupulous anonymous fucktards of the internet a direct way to connect to random other internet denizens, and give them the means to shit all […]

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Splitting hairs

Robert the Impossible. -

Care of J, whose permission I did not get, but whose permission I hope I have anyhow.
Cocks.

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I’ve had nothing to do today…

Robert the Impossible. -

…so I obviously turn to drugs to pass the time.
No I haven’t spent the last 9 hours huffing ground beef and squirrel feces, but I did visit the youtubes, and get to know the History Channel’s series on narcotic prohibition which I found to be predominantly entertaining, and in at least one case… educational.
Finding out […]

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Manifesto of festering times.

Robert the Impossible. -

Let me get right out here and say that you are not living in a society who’s ruling class values your life, liberty, or independence.
However it’s the hallmark of the American psyche to be complacent, and tolerate the status quo so long as the atrocities of the faceless upper class do not directly […]

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Twatter

Robert the Impossible. -

It’s fascinating to me that the behemoths of social networking that are Facebook and Myspace are being edged out of their positions of unimaginable dominance by a tiny little idea like twitter.
It’s a very simple process, that establishes itself quite elegantly. It asks you “What’re you doing?” and you tell it… and every other […]

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