Archive for November, 2008

In the spirit of things

Robert the Impossible. -

I know many people that rail against the idea of Family holidays for one reason or another, and though I don’t think that kind of thing is productive, I will take this time to speak my piece on what Thanksgiving means, and how it fits into my life.
The perspective of the domineering white folk coming […]

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No

Robert the Impossible. -

In my life’s travels about the internets, I’ve come across a veritable smorgasbord of folks from very different places, different perspectives, and different humors. However, as an internet celebrity in his late 20s who doesn’t screw other dudes, my interest in tits is quite high, and I do my best to glean from each […]

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Nerdgasm.

Robert the Impossible. -

Tonight, my roommate and I will be lining up in the cold with about 3 million other people in this country to buy a piece of software that we value more than any person should ever value a piece of software. You’ll judge us, and you might be right to do so, but you […]

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All kidding aside; Imagine, if you will…

Robert the Impossible. -

Put yourself into a situation in which you’re made to rely on your contingencies, or when your will is called into question, and all of your grandiose statements of value, and merit are brought into a harsh light, and examined under a microscope. Imagine that the universe heard your boasting, and called you on […]

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Strongly Worded Letter

Chad_Schaffer -

Dear Disney,
I would like to personally thank you for all the wonderful animated features and series that you have created. The sheer classic genius of each and every creation I grew up with stays with me to this very day. I have had countless conversations with my peers regarding the value we place […]

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