Archive for June, 2008
What memories for mud to have: Serial monogamy.
it should come as no surprise that people are different in innumerable ways, but today we’ll be focusing on the varying levels of attachment that we, as miserable puddles of animate mud, have to the people, places, and things that surround us.
Example 1: My little brother* just broke up with a girlyfriend of a few months, […]
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Another thing, Humans..
While we’re talking about people having some damned respect for each other (not that we were, but pretend with me), what the hell is up with you and your offspring? I am sick and goddamned tired of going out in public and dealing with other people’s children. I have chosen, quite wisely […]
Read More..>>To the media: Bring me the head of Olivia Newton John…
… and I’ll drink wine from her hollowed out skull.
I don’t mean to pick on ol’ Olivia. She’s certainly not the worst female role model I’ve ever encountered (her name just fits well after “bring me the head of…”), but what I’m after here is the representation of men and women in movies, and television… specifically the latter… […]
How not to meet awesome women…
This is my favourite story about someone who failed to date me. EVER. I’ve decided to share it with you to give you a ray of hope…at least you aren’t this person. Or me. At least you are not me.
One night a couple of years ago, I was at a club with my roommate, […]
Good night, sir. We’re forever in your debt.
George Carlin
05/12/37 - 06/22/2008
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