Archive for April, 2008

The Fur(ries) Will Fly

Rainbows and Puppies -

A main focus of this blog has been to educate you dear readers on dating, relationships, and most importantly, how to get laid. I figure that I owe it to Robert to at least write one piece that drops some advice on how to get you naked and in close proximity to another naked […]

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There’s money in nipples.

Robert the Impossible. -

This week has been a bit of a firestorm of young squeaky clean “teen idol” girls exposing themselves to the world. From Emma Watson’s sheer panties, to Mylie Cyrus’ silk sheeted boobnanza, the teenaged male demographic has gotten more than enough masturbation material to keep their eyes bloodshot, and their tiny penises chafed for a […]

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Monday’s insufferable madness

Robert the Impossible. -

I dunno what it is about today, but there’s been no time for writing, and I had nothing prepared beforehand. So I’m throwing in the towel for today’s update, but will make one available to you tonight, or tomorrow, and I will do it using Science.
SCIENCE!

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The coming shift: An exercise in entropic forces

Robert the Impossible. -

My roommate and I have been sharing a place for two years. We’ve lived on separate schedules, so we don’t see each other more than 2 or 3 days per week other than occasionally in passing, our friendship has remained strong regardless of the additional stresses that come from roommatehood. Today things are […]

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A Thursday interlude: Fort Hood

Robert the Impossible. -

No real update today (Thursday updates are for communists) but I was asked to help spread around this little video for a Mike Doughty song, and figured… why the fuck not?
So it’s called Fort Hood, and it’s about the war, and you’re gonna like it, so get to it…

Feel free to comment.

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