Archive for March, 2008
Individual results may vary…
Rereading the tripe I’ve been spewing out from www.impossibleblog.com, and it’s Myspace-powered predecessor, I’ve noticed that there’s an appalling lack of disclaimers floating about that might help differentiate the authors of this blog from the other apes we’re forced to share the planet with. It’s in the spirit of this that I’d like to remind […]
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Your weekend homework.
Your assignment this weekend, is to get laid. Do it like you mean it, do it for England, do it like you have to.
Single? Go find a willing human being and get to copulatin’
Married? get your spouse, 30 feet of nylon cord, a ball gag, and a cheerleading uniform and go to town.
Ugly? Prostititutes don’t […]
Doing the right thing.
I logged in this morning, and was about 1/2 way done with a blog about compromise when I decided to take things in a different direction today, and do my part to remind you of your primary duty as a Human Being. I’ve been following this years election pretty closely, and though I’ll keep […]
Read More..>>On Idols, or “Why every Man wants to be John Rambo.”
Let me start this entry with an indisputable fact.
John Rambo is the single most ridiculous example of Male Bravado, and raw badassitude that has ever been rendered on celluloid.
He’s been silent death in the forests of Oregon, he’s rescued POW’s in Vietnam, and he’s joined forces with the Mujahdeen in Afghanistan. The Man’s a […]
The ‘State of the Author’ blog, or ‘Oh yeah, I phoned this one in’.
Lacking anything worthwhile to write about, I figured I’d take this opportunity to catch people up on the day to day life of Robert The Impossible.
Things are well here in Kansas City. The season is finally shifting into spring, and with it comes the obligatory metaphor’s about change, and renewal and all that […]
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