Archive for February, 2008

What’s your problem?

Honda -

If I had a dollar for every time I heard some guy say in reference to himself that “nice guys finish last” and that “girls like assholes,” well, I wouldn’t be rich necessarily, but I’d probably be able to take my friends out for a night at the local watering hole. And let me tell […]

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The tragedy that is Needy Women.

Robert the Impossible. -

Caution. Due to the author being a dickhead passionate for this particular subject, this blog is pretty ranty hilarious. Please read on at your own discretion
There are few things less attractive than dependence. Be it a smack addict, or an energy sucker, I’ve been known to toss my marbles back into the […]

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On Closure (and ghosts)

Robert the Impossible. -

Those of us who’ve had emotionally turbulent lives are very accustomed to a piece of advice bandied about by arm-chair psychologists left and right as far back as my limited memory can stretch it’s black gooey tentacles. It’s meaningless, and it’s superfluous, and it goes a little something like “What you need, is ‘Closure’”.
There’s […]

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On Risk.

Robert the Impossible. -

Security has it’s merits, and there is no faster way to demolish one’s own sense of security than taking a risk, and failing at it. However a life without any risks at all is a monotonous one at best (though many would argue it isn’t a life at all). Giving up fear for […]

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On Dating. Episode one: For Men.

Robert the Impossible. -

There’s thousands of things that Men need to know, in order to get through a single date without coming off like a retarded chipmunk with a near sexual preference for beef products. So many in fact, that I can’t possibly touch on them all here, however I can recommend you avoid certain tactics for […]

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