Archive for the 'Guide' Category
Impossible Guide: How to tell if something is awesome.
There is no standardized approach to measuring awesome, however I think with a little help from my readers we can put together a standard scale of awesome, ranging from One to Scott Baio in a laundromat, giving a double thumbs up to a clothes-basket carrying C3P0.
The fundamentals of awesome can be boiled down to a […]
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On Dating, Episode 3: First Impressions
A continuation of….
On dating, Episode 1: Arbitrating the candor weasel
On dating, Episode 2: Dick full of needles
No matter where you might’ve met the person, and no matter how well you’ve behaved thus far, absolutely everything is riding on you not fucking up your first date. All the months of posturing, casually painting yourself in a positive light, and […]
Cutting your losses: The fine art of breaking up.
A pretty pertinent question has been asked of me lately, and I’d like to address it here, if I may.
Considering I’m single and in my late 20s, why the hell would you listen to me about any of this shit anyway?
Mostly because I’m single, in my late 20s, and none of my ex-girlfriends hate me. […]
Impossible Guide: Writing an Internet Personals ad.
I’m sick and tired of surfing dating sites on our Internet and finding nothing but drab, obnoxious girls that don’t have a whole hell of a lot to offer, or who have no idea how to advertise themselves on the webbernet’s virtual meat market. Here in this guide, I’d like to point out some commonly […]
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