Archive for the 'General bullshit' Category

Flaming cantilever.

Robert the Impossible. -

When I was a kid I found a jade Buddha head in the alley behind a friend’s house. It was in a box with a handful of wooden knickknacks that I didn’t recognize, all wrapped in shredded newsprint, and left by a dumpster to be picked up on trash day. It wasn’t a […]

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She won’t ever write you a song.

Robert the Impossible. -

For those of you in the Kansas City/Lawrence area, you’re doing yourself a horrendous disservice if you’ve never seen NatureVS live.
Bar fucking none, the best band I’ve seen at the news room* in years.
www.naturevs.com
Eat it.
*Yes I know that’s like saying ‘best band I’ve ever seen in my living room’, but take my word on […]

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Don’t know what to call it

Xian -

Okay, so the other day I was going to do some internet browsing. Maybe I was planning to update my facebook status. Maybe I was going to look for shoes or read erotic fiction. Perhaps I was even going to do some research. It really isn’t important what I was planning to do, because […]

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Recovery.

Robert the Impossible. -

I’ve just spent a few hours rereading a lot of the posts on this blog, and I’m beginning to realize exactly how right I’ve been and I’m going to take a bit of my own advice.
I generally expound greatly on shrugging off shit like a wet blanket, but until recently I didn’t realize […]

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Antidote

Robert the Impossible. -

No matter what you do, I am always right behind you.
In the midst of your giant emotional displays, I watch the back of your head as it swirls and dances in rhythm with your wildly gesticulating hands. As your eyes expand as if to say “am I right?” the dead calm of my face […]

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